Steht der Verkauf des Universums unmittelbar bevor?

Soeben erreichte uns von einem offenbar in Deutschland/Erde lebenden Alien folgende noch zu verifizierende Nachricht: (man sehe den Aliens mangelde innererdliche Sprachkenntnisse nach)
„It has come to our attention that the Universe is about to be sold to the highest bidding entity in an auction scheduled in the very near future. Free universal services as time and gravity therefore may be heavily taxed by the new owners, and switched off without prior notice. Several planes of Universal reality will be subject to rating and are going to be properly reviewed. Universal tax evasion is henceforth regarded as a capital offence. On the lighter side gravity and time will briefly switched back on. to carry out the penalisation.“

BEAUNE, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 21: A general view of the Hospices de Beaune wine annual auction brotherhood day at Hospices de Beaune on November 21, 2010 in Beaune, France. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images)
Twitter del.icio.us Digg Facebook linked-in Yahoo Buzz StumbleUpon
This entry was posted in News and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Schreibe einen Kommentar